Stephen Lynch - If I Were Gay

here we are dear old friend
you and i drunk again
laughs have been had and and tears have been shed
maybe the whiskey's gone to my head

but if i were gay
i would give you my heart
and if i were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if i were gay
we would swim in romance
but i'm not gay
so get your hand out of my pants

its not that i dont care -i do
i just dont see myself in you
another time, another scene
i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean

cause if i were gay
i would give you my soul
and if i were gay
i would give you my whole being
and if i were gay
we would tear down the walls
but i'm not gay
so wont you stop cupping my hand

we've never hugged
we've never kissed
i've never been intimate with your fist
you have opened brand new doors
get over here and drop your drawers

TRADUCCION

Aqui estamos, viejo amigo
Tu y yo, borrachos de nuevo
Hemos reido y hemos llorado
quiza ya se me haya pasado la cogorza del whisky

Pero si yo fuera gay
te daria mi corazon
y si yo fuera gay
serias mi obra de arte
y si yo fuera gay
nadariamos en el amor
pero no lo soy
asi que saca tus manos de mi pantalon

No es eso lo que me importa -lo se
simplemente no me veo dentro de ti
en otra ocasion, en otra situacion
estaria justo detras tuyo, y ya sabes a que me refiero

porque si fuera gay
te daria mi alma
y si yo fuera gay
te daria todo de mi
y si yo fuera gay
echariamos las paredes abajo
pero no lo soy
asi que deja de sobarme la mano

Nunca nos hemos abrazado
nunca nos hemos besado
nunca he intimado con tu puño
acabas de abrirme los ojos
ven pa´ca y quitate los gayumbos